How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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