Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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