Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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