Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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