were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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