One girl and one boy is just not enough.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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