is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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