life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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