Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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