If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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