David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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