Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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