I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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