Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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