Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
