i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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