You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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