U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
