My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
