i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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