2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I am naked and annoyed.
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