id be glad to
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We don't watch enough power rangers
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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