Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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