i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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