Don't you send me to vm
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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