ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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