problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
