Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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