why didn't you poke me back
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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