If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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