Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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