just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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