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(305): View more from Florida

i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...

(317): View more from Indiana

Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We should reintroduce naked Mondays

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(520): View more from Arizona

He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".

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(312): View more from Illinois

I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless

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