never play flip cup with pint glasses
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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