just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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