Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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