I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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