Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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