is your mom at the bar?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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