I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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