You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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