U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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