Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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