...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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