Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Green mimosas i think yes
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
