That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
This house was built for laser tag.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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