i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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