Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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