Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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