Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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