I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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