just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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