U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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