Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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