so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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