Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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