Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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