I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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